LOL… FACEBOOK FAILS…
Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
Wow…. I didn’t get on tumbler for almost 2 months…
I’m sorry tumbler…. I will post on you soon… :D
Posted 1 year ago
Dear mom……
A mother of an 15 year old son , passing by his bedroom, was astonished to see the bed nicely made and everything picked up off the floor. Then she saw the envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed ‘mom’. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear mom, it is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice, even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion mom; she’s pregnant and Barbara said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don’t care for her as she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Barbara can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don t worry mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son.
P.S. Mom, none of this is true. I’m over at Jack’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! (give a Call when it’s safe for me to come home.)
READ AND DIE.....
Ask me anything your little heart want.... AND anonymous, plz don't hurt me. (peace)
Today,the word on the street is : "Submit"
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